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"That’s Impossible!"

"That’s Impossible!"
That’s Impossible! As you have probably seen on our Instagram page, my Aston Martin roadster with the bloody red interior and the license plate 2....

Get Out!

Get Out!
Get Out When Shake and myself were young pikers on our first trading desk (The Mook Desk), we thought we were trading savages scalping names like ...

Cocky

Cocky
Cocky When I graduated college, I was lucky enough to step in a rich pile of shit, so to speak. During college I was like mostly everyone else....

Oncology

Oncology
Oncology At this point in my life, I had seen the writing on the wall, being a prop trader was a dead end business that was dying a slow death. ...

The BIDU Massacre

The BIDU Massacre
The BIDU Massacre Let’s take it back to when I was just a youngin’ in these trading streets. I will be the first to admit that I was one of th...

The OG Book

The OG Book
The OG Book Back in 2013, life on the Mook Desk was less than sweet. I was very far from being considered a successful trader and was doing wh...

Trump'd

Trump'd
Trump’d November 9, 2016 is a day that will live in infamy in US History as Donald Trump became the first President to win the election with n...

An $80,000 loss in 48 hours

An $80,000 loss in 48 hours
An $80,000 loss in 48 hours Earlier you read about the loser who pissed away $250,000 on penny stocks, where we watched him rid himself of the l...

Why The F@*k are you here?

Why The F@*k are you here?
Why The Fuck Are You Here? It’s 9:26am on a Monday morning in 2013. Our morning meeting had just ended and let’s just say it was wildly unproduc...

Earnings Delight

Earnings Delight
Earnings Delight It was a few months into my rookie year of trading (Trading Experts Mentor Mo) and was somehow profitable. Looking back at thos...

Taken for $10,000, twice in 1 week....

Taken for $10,000, twice in 1 week....
Taken for $10,000, twice in 1 week.... It's the first week of the new year, like most people I was setting goals for the year ahead  --  “New Ye...

The Billion Dollar Burger

The Billion Dollar Burger
The Billion Dollar Burger On new issue day for a big name IPO, our desk was always howling. Shake Shack had just gone public on the Nasdaq at ...